California Costume Collection Adult Deluxe Pirate Captain Costume

Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong age? You should be out there commanding a crew of scurvy swashbucklers on the high seas. You should be getting into intense sword battles with ferocious foes, while finding treasure chest filled with gold doubloons. You should have the wind rippling through your hair as you take the helm of your ship, guiding your crew into high adventure. But, alas, you’re stuck here in the 21st century, where adventure like that occur mostly on the silver screen and the only way to get your hands on some gold doubloons requires a lot of searching on the internet. Of course, you could change all of that and it starts with the right wardrobe!

And wouldn’t it come in handy if the law of the high seas was back in place in the real world? That guy at work keeps forgetting to copy you on those important emails? Make him walk the plank! Someone cuts you off in the grocery store parking lot? Make them walk the plank! Your kids don’t get up to greet you when you get home from work? Make them walk the plank! That might be a bit too much walking the plank, but you get what we’re saying, right? The world doesn’t have enough planks these days! Or doubloons, for that matter! What we wouldn’t give for a hefty bag of doubloons once in a while. Gather them all into a chest, bury it somewhere, boom! You’ve got yourself some pirate treasure. As long as you don’t lose a hand to a shark, or you aren’t killed by a cannonball, or you don’t get scurvy, pirate life ain’t that bad!